This week’s launch of iOS 14.5 was a giant one. Not solely are there fascinating new options like masks unlock and a redesigned podcast app, however Apple additionally went all Wild West on app monitoring.

And the tech world took discover.

Fb head honcho Mark Zuckerberg has been significantly and repeatedly essential of Apple strapping on a pair of six shooters and heading to Advert City to guard your privateness. After all, Apple is doing this for revenue, however that doesn’t make it infuriating Fb any much less scrumptious.

All this implies one factor and one factor solely: we have to rank the brand new iOS 14.5 options by how a lot they annoy the Zuck. In order that’s what we’re gonna do.

Welcome, pals, to a rating of new iOS 14.5 options primarily based on how a lot they annoy Mark Zuckerberg and Fb.

6) The brand new iOS 14.5 function that annoys Zuck the least: 5G enhancements

If there’s a single reality we will all agree on, I feel it’s this: Invoice Gates and Zuckerberg are working collectively to put in thoughts management 5G chips within the wind to allow them to shift Mercury’s retrograde and reap the rewards everyone knows that brings.

These 5G enhancements for iPhone 12 fashions are simply one other step on this horrible plan — and the Zuck loves it.

5) The actual fact you need to use Siri report a highway accident in Apple Maps

When your skeleton is constructed from numerous steel alloys and your flesh lab grown, your likelihood of being injured in a highway incident is minimal.

However whereas THE ZUCK might don’t have any want to fret about his bionic physique being damaged, there’s one factor he can’t regrow: time. 

Admittedly, I’m unsure if Mr. Fb drives or is pushed or makes use of a helicopter or flies round in tubes, however a extra strong group of individuals reporting highway points is bound to bother him solely a minimal quantity. This might truly profit him slightly.

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